WE ARE WICKED LAZERS. We ask you to HELP US get evil on evil by donating to the EVIL-FIGHTING non-profits below. IF YOU DON’T, we’ll put a dead bird in your car. or flick A booger at you. or if we can think of something worse, then we’ll do that thing.

GET EVIL ON ALS

GET EVIL ON CANCER

GET EVIL ON COVID

BELOW IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALIENS TELL KIDS THEY’RE GONNA DONATE, BUT THEN THEY DON’T DONATE.

(MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR KIDS > 13 OR ALIENS OF ANY AGE)

THE BAND

THE BIO

If Satan was a child of the 80’s...

into metal, science and lasers, The Wicked Lazers would probably be his favorite band. Who’s to say they aren't. Wicked Lazers is made up of nine-year-old, Mack Merritt, a.k.a. Lazer Blade, on air bass and vocals, twelve-year-old, Mason Merritt, a.k.a. Wildstar Pixel on guitar and lead vocals, thirty thousand, million year old Mike Merritt, a.k.a., Häs-Bïn Däd, on guitar and backing vocals, and a one-and-a-half-year-old Amazon Echo Spot, a.k.a. Alexa Tronic, on drums, bass and keyboards.

Their latest EP, We’re Wicked Lazers and We’re Pointing At Your Eyes is available now. Their sound has been self-described as “pantswettingly awesome.”

Wicked Lazers music and merchandise is now available for purchase and you should definitely buy it, because all proceeds made by Wicked Lazers go to help Steve Gleason and his organization Answer ALS, the largest ALS research effort in history.